Tuesday, 20 November 2007
The Continuum
Due to the last post killing 32,000 people by internal hem-raging i have been frost to retracted everything i said about it, anyway if you died you must of been a chav and so i am now a hero of Britain for killing the Chav population. after a independent review it appears i have reduced there population by over 70% this is a good thing, however due to the rapid decrease of there numbers "Bill Oddy" is now producing a TV Special on there strange ways. however the unforeseen down side to this is one chav know only as "Viper" decided to get paid for been recorded and due to the Stupidity of a member of the contract team he received a payment of £75 Per FRAME!, once the new of this had spread to others though there strange matting call Bill Oddy was frost to admit the terrible thing he had just done as the remaining chavs became Rich and are now buy all football teams and replacing them with football hooligans. They are doing this apparently because that's more fun, so any of them reading this there is a British sport called RUGBY!. so anyway getting back on topic, the solution to this problem is really to host a one day tournament in Island and bomb the fuck out of them solving the problem of chavs and bill Oddy who will be hosting the tournament.
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