The First encounter

As most of the world has notcied there is a current problem with the state of two things and these are,

1. Americans
2. Chavs

we shall first cover Americans. As alot of people are aware the President of the USA belives he is GOD and be a strange turn of events due to the timing of the american industral revolution they have become a world power in just over 200 years even though the have only won two wars with other countries these been the 1st and 2nd world war ( even though the only shooting of freindly fire on the boats) and in the second world war well we know what they did wrong there (Operation kill the poor). therefore the only logical reason to sort this would be to give Bush a good old slap with a wet trout.

The second point is one a little closer to home this being the resent increase in number of Chavs in local areas, this is a problem due to the low IQ of these animals. even when they join together in there hords they will only have a colective IQ of around 10 at most. To our greatest knowlage we still have trouble understanding there langue consisting of words such as " 'Ere Mate" "Nash It" "Slap that Bitch" And several other non-sense statements.

The overall sulution to these problems would be to do as one politician suggested over 100 years ago, "Send them out to sea in a ship and Sink it" using this methord we would sovle two birds with one stone death of many Chavs and the prevention of them procreating due to them being dead.

Till these problems are sorted just continue to hide, laugh at Emos killing themselevs and shoot those chavs and americans.