Faith Vs Preditor

Well This post is all about Faith and by this I mean faith in a great or higher being/s taking control over our lives.
My first point is those how try to preach what they believe to be true onto others (You and I the ‘Unclean and Unenlightened person’). Well in the following I will tell you the best way to solve these problems and unset these people to the core. But first you must understand way they call something an act of God.
Well for a start God is not real. This is a fact. Don’t try to argue with me you will lose. Next all people who call say England winning a major sports tournament a miracle, well that’s true it would take something Very strange for us to win something good. And the same could be said about our government doing something that only benefited its people and not themselves, however again this is off topic.
So to sum that part up. If your mum gets cancer she will die. However If a surgical operation removes the cancer before killing her and You call this a miracle and not Skill of the surgical team and your mothers reaction to survive (This is a nature human reaction all self preservation). Therefore if you do put anything down to God or a Miracle is stupid, people do this due to it being outside there own knowledge and cannot understand this. However this is like saying if you believe in God or religions then you are stupid. Well that’s not far off if you believe in Christianity or COE then you are very stupid as Christianity was create by the Roman consult to make the pagans get into line and control the populous. However all other religions involving Jesus or God are fake so get over it, the only real religions are those that are not believe in this person and do what he says but more of a way of life and therefore I will happily leave alone.
So if a person how is screaming ‘God is coming to claim the Good and leave the Non-believers for the apocalypse’ just simply say, ‘Those crafty Romans placing fare into those stupid pagans about burning forever in hell is still going strong’ and walk away.
Doing this will confuse the strange person and will also force them to question there small world (Flat World), Or you could simply say ‘What so we can go into anther middle age’ this again will upset them and they will then hopeful jump off a building to become closer to there God.

The Continuum

Due to the last post killing 32,000 people by internal hem-raging i have been frost to retracted everything i said about it, anyway if you died you must of been a chav and so i am now a hero of Britain for killing the Chav population. after a independent review it appears i have reduced there population by over 70% this is a good thing, however due to the rapid decrease of there numbers "Bill Oddy" is now producing a TV Special on there strange ways. however the unforeseen down side to this is one chav know only as "Viper" decided to get paid for been recorded and due to the Stupidity of a member of the contract team he received a payment of £75 Per FRAME!, once the new of this had spread to others though there strange matting call Bill Oddy was frost to admit the terrible thing he had just done as the remaining chavs became Rich and are now buy all football teams and replacing them with football hooligans. They are doing this apparently because that's more fun, so any of them reading this there is a British sport called RUGBY!. so anyway getting back on topic, the solution to this problem is really to host a one day tournament in Island and bomb the fuck out of them solving the problem of chavs and bill Oddy who will be hosting the tournament.

Random Thoery

Ok people hold onto your hats as this will blow you away,

this is based on the fact of everything you see being the opposite of what it really is so here we go,
True is False, and False is True, therefore False is True, and True is deffinatly False. and therefore everything you know is False.
This means that things we know such as gravity is coursed by the size of the planets and you are using the internet right now are really not true, and things such as God creating the world and everything is true.
So the only things that we can be sure about is that of things we are not sure are true or false,
However as True is now False this means our view of everything has been reversed so everything that has changed is still (in our view) is correct.

So to put this into content for you Chavs and all religious nutter as we know are stupid, therefore are smart and all smart people such as people like people how program computers and do really cool physics experiments such as trying to create nuclear fusion. are really stupid, however as smart really means you are stupid and stupid really means you are smart. so therefore the point of the words i am using is unjust and pointless and you have just wasted your afternoon thinking and trying to understand this.

The First encounter

As most of the world has notcied there is a current problem with the state of two things and these are,

1. Americans
2. Chavs

we shall first cover Americans. As alot of people are aware the President of the USA belives he is GOD and be a strange turn of events due to the timing of the american industral revolution they have become a world power in just over 200 years even though the have only won two wars with other countries these been the 1st and 2nd world war ( even though the only shooting of freindly fire on the boats) and in the second world war well we know what they did wrong there (Operation kill the poor). therefore the only logical reason to sort this would be to give Bush a good old slap with a wet trout.

The second point is one a little closer to home this being the resent increase in number of Chavs in local areas, this is a problem due to the low IQ of these animals. even when they join together in there hords they will only have a colective IQ of around 10 at most. To our greatest knowlage we still have trouble understanding there langue consisting of words such as " 'Ere Mate" "Nash It" "Slap that Bitch" And several other non-sense statements.

The overall sulution to these problems would be to do as one politician suggested over 100 years ago, "Send them out to sea in a ship and Sink it" using this methord we would sovle two birds with one stone death of many Chavs and the prevention of them procreating due to them being dead.

Till these problems are sorted just continue to hide, laugh at Emos killing themselevs and shoot those chavs and americans.